I Can Tell, I'm A Cop
Hi! I’m Papa Wes, Wesley’s dad! So, we started answering questions on her tumblr, and so I decided that I should so have one of my on! And here we are! She’s still helping me, cause I’m not so great with technology. Anyways, I’m a cop, and I like hearing from you guys. Because of what I do, I can’t give out my real name or any pictures of myself, so I hope you understand! I promise I’ll figure this contraption out.
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Anonymous asked: "sometimes I don't get how you are so cool. TOO cool even. #suspicious #justkidding"

“I am the coolest cool to ever cool.”





colferlovers asked: "Hey Papa Wes. I want to know if you know about Kerrie. She is a girl who stalks Chris for 4 years and creates millions of accounts to send really offensive hate to him. And this is internet harassment, so since you are a cop do you know what are the legal actions that we could provide? The internet harassment is really bad and I don't even want to think on what could happen if she ever meet him, she seems to be getting worse and worse."

“Well hello little darling. Sadly, he Internet is a scary place at times. It’s ambiguous and big and people are sometimes not exactly all there. There are laws for harassment and they vary for degree and such, but no law can commence its operation unless its directly linked to a complaint by the person. Meaning the police or other authorities can’t do anything unless Chris Colfer himself makes a direct complaint with the corporation that is running the social media site or the authorities. As for what they would do when and if he ever did, well that’s more criminalistics in technology and could even be considered a white collar crime if she’s doing it for monetary gain, and that’s more Wes’s deal than mine. My best advice for Chris’s fans? Ignore her. Don’t even acknowledge her existence. People like her thrive on being noticed whether it be good or bad. Pretend she’s not there and eventually she won’t be.”





"See, thats the thing. Thats what makes relationships work. When you’re friends first and when you fall in love with your best friend its amazing. And then when times get hard and you don’t know what to do and you feel like your love is falling a part, you fall back on the friendship and that friendship is a safety net for you to be together and fall in love all over again. Falling in love with your best friend means you’ll be together forever. I would know I married mine."
—

Dads running commentary on glee (God they are disgustingly cute)


Look at me giving people feelimgs and shit. I am one romantic mother fucker.





Anonymous asked: "Papa Wes what did you think of the Klaine break up?"

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!

(He hasnt seen the episode yet. Hes a little fragile.)





roguebowtie asked: "Thank you, sir! (And Wes for passing this along:) ) -- I hadn't really thought of that passage quite that way before - but you're definitely right! I've been trying to find stuff for myself and my kids to help combat all the hate out there, so I really appreciate it :) God Bless, and continue to be awesome! :)"

Of course of course! Thats the same thing Im doing with Wes here.
(Hes doingna good job!)





emmarosethinkstoomuch asked: "you are the coolest dad ever"

“I know. I’ve been telling Wes for years”





You guys can still send us stuff. I don't think I've properly annoyed dad yet today! 



clubginger asked: "Hey! Thanks for the follow! Can't wait to have live commentary on my dash from you when Glee comes back on!"

“Yes well that is if WESLEY allows me to partake. She’s very strict about my obsessions.”

He fan girls too hard.



colfercupcakes:

inthenameofbeingghonest:

chaseethestars:

fckyeahitslauren:

writergrrrl:

yourheartexpands:

feministcrixus:

espeonchan:

timeturner:

Oh, please continue dictating how women should present themselves and take away the control they have over their own appearance. Please continue pressurising women to fit into one category when they should be able to do whatever the heck they want to do.

HAIR!!??!?!??!

GIRLS HAVE HAIR!?!??!?!?

NO WAY

I might or might not participate, depending on the degree of my laziness, but all this people are welcome to lick mah leg hair.

Oh my I guess I’d better go shave right now!!! Whatever will I do without dick for a whole month! I need it to live!

We certainly can’t live without your golden dicks, can we?

I bet these guys also think taking part in No Shave November is actually doing good for someone.

Oh. I’m sorry. I must’ve been mistaken. I didn’t know girls HAD to shave to please you. Thanks for letting me know.

fuck all those guys that tweeted that shit. you can kiss my haven’t shaved since the beginning of LAST month hairy ass leg suckaaaaa. and yes i do take care of myself but if a girl doesn’t want to shave every fucking week who cares? especially for single girls who is seeing our legs? NOONE. bite us.

fucking. dont impose your gender roles of ideal femininity on me dickfaces. i shave when i want to!

Ladies Ladies Ladies. 

Don’t waste your time on assholes. Guess what? They say this because no one would take their “D” to begin with, so this is just a way to impose their failure in attempts at hyper masculinity on you. You dont wanna shave your legs? Dont fucking shave em. Nice and warm. You’re still beautiful. Short hair, long hair, body hair, facial hair, no hair, you are all still beautiful inside and out. Don’t listen to idiots who want to pretend like they could get any action to begin with. My wife doesnt shave her legs for weeks at a time, and shes still the most beautiful thing Ive ever seen, and Ive been with her for 22 years, hairy legs and all. Be what and who you want, no matter what month it is. And if they tell you they wont give you the “D” just say, honey please, you probably dont even know how to use it. 

colfercupcakes:

inthenameofbeingghonest:

chaseethestars:

fckyeahitslauren:

writergrrrl:

yourheartexpands:

feministcrixus:

espeonchan:

timeturner:

Oh, please continue dictating how women should present themselves and take away the control they have over their own appearance. Please continue pressurising women to fit into one category when they should be able to do whatever the heck they want to do.

HAIR!!??!?!??!

GIRLS HAVE HAIR!?!??!?!?

NO WAY

I might or might not participate, depending on the degree of my laziness, but all this people are welcome to lick mah leg hair.

Oh my I guess I’d better go shave right now!!! Whatever will I do without dick for a whole month! I need it to live!

We certainly can’t live without your golden dicks, can we?

I bet these guys also think taking part in No Shave November is actually doing good for someone.

Oh. I’m sorry. I must’ve been mistaken. I didn’t know girls HAD to shave to please you. Thanks for letting me know.

fuck all those guys that tweeted that shit. you can kiss my haven’t shaved since the beginning of LAST month hairy ass leg suckaaaaa. and yes i do take care of myself but if a girl doesn’t want to shave every fucking week who cares? especially for single girls who is seeing our legs? NOONE. bite us.

fucking. dont impose your gender roles of ideal femininity on me dickfaces. i shave when i want to!

Ladies Ladies Ladies. 

Don’t waste your time on assholes. Guess what? They say this because no one would take their “D” to begin with, so this is just a way to impose their failure in attempts at hyper masculinity on you. You dont wanna shave your legs? Dont fucking shave em. Nice and warm. You’re still beautiful. Short hair, long hair, body hair, facial hair, no hair, you are all still beautiful inside and out. Don’t listen to idiots who want to pretend like they could get any action to begin with. My wife doesnt shave her legs for weeks at a time, and shes still the most beautiful thing Ive ever seen, and Ive been with her for 22 years, hairy legs and all. Be what and who you want, no matter what month it is. And if they tell you they wont give you the “D” just say, honey please, you probably dont even know how to use it. 





iammadscientist:

iamjonwanker:

don’t say “fanboy”

i dont care if you are male

you are a fangirl

I am a fanman





Prompt me things/Ask me things/ Ask my dad things/ We are so bored 



confettistan asked: "Papa Wes, you are fantastic and one of the coolest dads I've seen"

“Aw that’s super sweet of you. I am pretty kick ass.”





numanumabanana asked: "Hi! Thank you so much for following back."

Well of course! Hey watch this. We can gif stuff for me now! Watch!





bittyboobear asked: "papa wesley is the best kind of papa :DD"

Awww thank you. He is pretty cool





Anonymous asked: "We know you watch glee but what ekse do you like to watch (or what wes makes you watch)?"

“Wes makes me watch White Collar. I really like that one. A lot of times I live that one. as for me, I like Ice Road Truckers and pawn Stars”